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i taped a dorito to my 3ds
whY DOSE THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I DONT UNDERSTAND
IS THERE A PUN OR AN INSIDE JOKE IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHINGNO IT’S LITERALLY JUST A DORITO TAPED TO MY 3DS THATS IT THERES NO JOKE HERE
(Source: nagitosmoved)
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
what type of rock is a really good friend
an opal
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
you ask him nicelywhy is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
(Source: whistlingghostdad)
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
this post has helped me so much
PARTY AT MY PLACEi’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
i got the pot..
GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN.
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST.
WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS?
I aM SO DON E WITH THIS SITE
(Source: dantebacso)
this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like
Go to sleep
I wasn’t going to reblog this but it spoke to me on a personal level
so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just
I am so done with this site
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that certainly cleared things up
